• me: *spends hours scrolling down dashboard*
  • me: *reads really long quotes and text posts*
  • me: *pauses to wait for still images to move in case they're gifs*
  • me: *reads through entire gif sets*
  • me: *re-reads entire gif sets when all of the gifs start moving*
  • me: *sees video on dash*
  • me: *scrolls by*
  • me: i really don't have time to watch something i have too much stuff to do.
[Harry said,] “Fred—George—wait a moment.”
The twins turned. Harry pulled open his trunk and drew out his winnings.
“Take it,” he said, and he thrust the sack into George’s hands.
“What?” said Fred, looking flabbergasted.
… “You’re mental,” said George, trying to push it back at Harry.
“No, I’m not,” said Harry. “You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke shop.”
“He is mental,” Fred said in an awed voice.

[Harry said,] “Fred—George—wait a moment.”

The twins turned. Harry pulled open his trunk and drew out his winnings.

“Take it,” he said, and he thrust the sack into George’s hands.

“What?” said Fred, looking flabbergasted.

… “You’re mental,” said George, trying to push it back at Harry.

“No, I’m not,” said Harry. “You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke shop.”

“He is mental,” Fred said in an awed voice.

"You knew?” said Harry. “You knew I’m a—a wizard?”
"Knew!" shrieked Aunt Petunia suddenly. "Knew! Of course we knew! How could you not be, my dratted sister being what she was? Oh, she got a letter just like that and disappeared off to that—that school—and came home every vacation with her pockets full of frog spawn, turning teacups into rats. I was the only one who saw her for what she was—a freak! But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family!”

"You knew?” said Harry. “You knew I’m a—a wizard?”

"Knew!" shrieked Aunt Petunia suddenly. "Knew! Of course we knew! How could you not be, my dratted sister being what she was? Oh, she got a letter just like that and disappeared off to that—that school—and came home every vacation with her pockets full of frog spawn, turning teacups into rats. I was the only one who saw her for what she was—a freak! But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family!”